If you decide to re-do your kitchen (like Santina and I did), and if you go the whole bit with the dishwasher made invisible (like Santina and I did), and if you then reach blindly for the silverware drawer, which pulls out, but inadvertently grab the dishwasher handle, which pulls down, your whole world will turn instantly topsy turvy and for a split second you will not even be certain of your gender.